Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am sad in the head,
Boo hoo, boo hoo
The Bastion Poet strikes again
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light
bulb?
A:One - Only ONE!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out!
Uh...I'm sorry ... what did you ask me?
On Age
Then you turn 30. What happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk. He TURNED; we had to throw him out. What's wrong? What changed? You BECOME 21;
you TURN 30.
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08.07.01
--- Loss Of Charm ---
what?! What?! WHAT?!?!!!!
That was the way I greeted Erika this morning. So not good. By the way, Erika. I'm really sorry.
Secra refers to it as the 72 hours from Hell. I wish I could whittle it down to only 72 hours.
Fatigue is the first to arrive
Then come The Chills. So what if it feels like 105 degrees (or 41 degrees C) outside... I'm sleeping under the covers in a t-shirt and jeans
Crankiness slips in quietly
Sense of Humor is a no show
Irritability pounces on me (and those I encounter)
Sleeplessness alternates with Practically Passing Out (and not moving all night)
Motivation goes out the window taking Ambition with it
We won't talk about Weight Gain
Or the stomach that looks like I'm nearing the end of my first trimester (of my tenth pregnancy)
Compassion sees the others and takes an immediate vacation away
The Negative "Voices" find their bullhorns and take turns with their insults. Nothing is ever good enough for them, nothing is ever right. They're cynical and petty and mean.
Unexplained Tears treats the whole thing as one great big open house; coming and going with no explanation, no warning either.
Complexion puts on it's own show at the same time.
Everything needs to be done NOW, and I don't want to do anything.
I guess this was the wrong time to try to cut down on the caffeine, huh?
I'm off to take a nap or work or mentally argue with myself or something. If you don't hear from me for a few days, consider yourself lucky.
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