hey now you're an all star
get your game on go play

From Ellen DeGeneres's HBO special:
We should all let our inner child run free. Picture all these business people carrying their briefcases around, tagging someone saying "You're IT!" and running away as fast as they can.

You may NOT ride in the dump truck, Mom! You could fall and get a BIG OWIE! Dat's for sand, ok Mom?!

In my dreams:
Dustin Hoffman
Rick Shroeder
Big Brother
The flower girl dress we borrowed, that needs to be returned

In my 'Frank': One day, there will be no borders,
No boundaries, no flags and no countries.
And the only passport will be the heart. - Tamara Robinson

Heh. Welcome to the Internet

If she puts all her toys away, I'll have to dust that coffee table

If Heather comes for a visit, I'll have to vacuum.

The good thing about getting older is that acne goes away - eventually. Or so I'm told.

i'm not talkin' no high heels
maybe we could walk around all day long

Hey, I'm holding a 7-week old baby. This is pretty comfortable. Uh-oh.

What? She actually WENT on the potty at school? When?! Get her to do it again! (and again, and again to infinity)

BAM! * crying * Honey! Come up here please! I need your help! There's blood!

Five minutes later: Punkin, don't lick the bag, we need to keep the ice on your lip. * giggles * Cold Daddy!

This morning: Ouch! It hurts to look at it that lip.

Punkin, please get up. Please get dressed. Please let me comb your hair. Please wash your hands. Please come here and give me a hug and a kiss. Mommy has to go to work. I'll be back right after work, I promise. (please don't cry, please don't cry, please don't cry)

If I don't get around to ironing my clothes soon, I'll be wearing my pajamas to work, or the same damn outfit every day.

My dentist: "Well, you don't have any flaming abscesses or anything…"

I should not have stayed up to watch American Beauty 'til 11:30pm last night.

I wish I could have fallen asleep before 12:30am this morning.

Our Trade Show Coordinator: "I'm so sweet I'm like sugar!"

I will not procrastinate, I will not procrastinate, I will not---hey! Check this out!

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